October 10, 2020 | 9:31am

A new world record was recorded for the fastest garbage bin. The can was clocked at 43 mph. Still not fast enough for Steve Cohen, who is hoping to clean house as quickly as possible.

Waiting for the League Championship Series to commence. We head to Chapel Hill, N.C., for some divine guidance and some college football. The No. 8 North Carolina Tar Heels (2-0) play host to No. 19 Virginia Tech Hokies (2-0). The Heels’ defense ground the ground games of Syracuse and Boston College to a halt but will be faced with a significant upgrade in talent. Not only can the Hokies score (83 points), but they get QB Hendon Hooker back after he was forced to quarantine. Believing UNC’s defense will have Hooker the Hokie on his Heels, we will take North Carolina (-5) for 10 units.


Who’s next? We killed off the Marlins on Thursday, the Yankees on Friday. The Rays won 2-1. Three solo homers, with Mike Brosseau’s blast off Aroldis Chapman the game winner. Rays face the “BuzzerBeating” Asterisks. Yanks head home for the long Columbus/Indigenous People’s day weekend. Down -1,225 dimaggios.